Paranoiac Confusatory Graphic Spasm

My art. Interesting videos too. Why do I do it?


...because I get bored.
Sep 23
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HA. Boner.

HA. Boner.

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surrealism: Livin’ in the Jar by Feelgood should I hit it big in the comics/illustration biz, my house shall be like this. Only Joshier.

surrealism:

Livin’ in the Jar by Feelgood

should I hit it big in the comics/illustration biz, my house shall be like this. Only Joshier.

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” and his vorpal blade went snicker-snack” - Louis Carrol, Jabberwocky

Sep 21
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A little watercolor sketch I did a while back. It’s Brown-tastic!

A little watercolor sketch I did a while back. It’s Brown-tastic!

Jul 04
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what's with this new "Tumblarity" business?

Jun 30
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alanajoy: ☆ Breaking News ☆ XD I love this. This is also why I don’t watch the news.

alanajoy:

☆ Breaking News ☆
XD I love this. This is also why I don’t watch the news.
Mar 29
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I know it’s been a while, and I don’t post nearly as often as I should. The usual excuses, facebook, homework, etc, BUT, as I type I’m working on my 24 hour comic, which I will post (a page a day) as soon as it’s finished. M’kay? Here’s an oil sketch to tide you over.

I know it’s been a while, and I don’t post nearly as often as I should. The usual excuses, facebook, homework, etc, BUT, as I type I’m working on my 24 hour comic, which I will post (a page a day) as soon as it’s finished. M’kay? Here’s an oil sketch to tide you over.

Feb 28
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Monologue

  • Ilana
  • i'm buying into the machine
  • taking it down from the inside
  • Josh
  • ah.
  • Ilana
  • taking some staplers while i'm there
  • Josh
  • getting closer to throw monkey wrenches.
  • or...
  • dang it...
  • what's that word!?
  • sentient! that's it.
  • or sentient staplers.
  • I'd imagine they'd scream quite satisfyingly when they get crunched.
  • Ilana
  • haha
  • Josh
  • unless they cannot communicate audibly...
  • then it'd just be mind-screams.
  • Josh
  • then the slow creaky stop of the gears in the man's clanking, cantankerous catalyst of cancer and other nasty things would ring through the ears.
  • and a smile would flash across the face.
  • not of happiness, but of the fact that nothings funny anymore.
  • which is the funniest thing ever, believe you me.
  • am I rambling yet?
  • please let me know.
  • perhaps I should save this for tumblr.
  • more of a monologue than a dialogue this, innit?
Feb 24
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  • Me: ohohohohooo....
  • you don't know me like I know me.
  • heck, I'd forget my penis if it wasn't attached.
  • or my head.
  • or both.
  • David: can you imagine if they weren't
  • "this romantic getaway is gonna be great..."
  • "oh shit honey we have to go back... i left my penis in my other pants"
  • Me: :D
Feb 22
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Tarick. She always makes me laugh.